AUDITION NOTICE – THE THEATRE
Shakespeare Under the Bed by Caroline Russell-King, Directed by Louis B. Hobson
About The Play:
He’s baaaaaaack—he’s funny, he’s furious, and he’s taking over. When a geneticist unleashes William Shakespeare into the present day, she’s forced to contain a Bard who is louder, queerer, and more outraged than ever. As Shakespeare commandeers a theatre, falls in love with a drag queen, and attempts to incite artistic revolt, what began as a scientific leap-of-faith soon spirals into a coup that threatens a government takedown.
Character Breakdown:
Actors are welcome to express interest in any role. Strong comedic timing for all characters is necessary.
• SHAKESPEARE (m) The Bard
• POLLY PALIN (f) Librarian
• DENNIS GRAHAM (m) – Artistic Director
• IVANA VAGINA – Drag Queen
Setting: Calgary, present day.
We are currently only considering Calgary-based actors. Please submit:
• One PDF including both your headshot and resume.
• Email to: auditions@thetheatre.com
• Subject line: “SUBT” — include the role(s) you are interested in.
Submission deadline: January 13, 2026
Auditions: January 14, 2026, at The Theatre in Calgary’s Beltline (215 14th Ave SW) from 6pm-9pm.
Engagement Details:
This production operates under a professional, non-equity, profit-sharing model. We welcome auditions from Equity members; however, please note that this is a professional non-Equity production, and any necessary permissions or arrangements with Equity groups are the responsibility of the individual artist. Profits from ticket sales (earnings after production expenses) will be shared equally among the cast and crew.
Rehearsals begin: April 7, 2026*
Rehearsal schedule is as follows: Monday, Tuesday, Thursday from 6pm-10pm; Saturday & Sunday 10am-4pm
Tech Week: April 27 – May 1, 2026, from 6:00pm-11:00pm
Opening: May 2, 2026
Dark Days: Monday, May 4 & May 11, 2026
Closing: Saturday, May 16, 2026
*All cast members are required to learn lines in advance of rehearsals.
