As much of the western world celebrates the most frightful day on the Gregorian calendar, I present the Top 5 Scary Things That Are Most Likely To Cause Your Untimely Death:
- Serial murderers
- Drugs that top medical officials insist are safe and effective
- Diet filled with processed foods
- Lack of mental activity
- Lack of physical activity
Happy Halloween and stay safe … by staying active!
(Rob Driscoll – BIG Media Ltd., 2026)